Bozo the Clown is down

Have you heard about Bozo the Clown?

Of late, he's been feeling so down

Because, up? He can't get it

Has ED, so forget it

A sadder clown than Bozo can't be found 

 

He says 'The worst part of having ED I'd say

Is thinking of my poor fiancé 

She told me 'Hon, listen 

Not satisfied with just kissin' 

Not cured? Rest assured, I'll leave you, ok?'

 

I saw Bozo wasn't feeling so great

So I suggested a trip upstate

I said 'Bozo, your condition's getting you stressed

You need to get some rest

Take a trip to Niagara Falls, take your future mate!

 

Yesterday from Bozo I heard

I said 'Hi Bozo, what's the good word?'

He said 'The good word is 'wood'

I got it! Feel good!

I've you to thank for what occurred'

 

Remember, when we talked, when is it?

Suggested Niagara Falls I visit?

Instead of going to Niagara 

Started taking Viagra

I tell you, that little blue pill? This is it!'

 

I'm happy for Bozo the Clown

But with those pills, you shouldn't fool around 

Take too many? Bad selection

You might get an erection

That'll stay up and never come down!

 

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