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Where? There is Will? No, he’s away
There was a young man named Will
Who loved drinking and driving until
One day he got into an accident
Off to the emergency room Will went
It's lucky there's no one he kill
Will was lying in bed in the hospital
When the nurse came in to give Will his pill
He asked her 'Would you care to dance?'
The nurse replied 'You crazy? Not a chance!
Heard you were demented, see you're that way still!'
