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Rating the ladies, state by state
I know a man, his name is Nate
He rates ladies, state by state
You'll notice as I go through the list
The states down South, they won't be missedi
If you're from a Northern state
Nate has a tendency to berate
Don't get mad, or get delirious
Try not to take this list too serious..
Let's start, what did Deleware?
She could be naked, still won't care
Pennsylvania? Stay awaynia!
The women there are much more zanier
Is there nothing in the world worse, see
Than a woman from New Jersey?
Like 'em large down in Georgia?
I go to Georgia to engorge her!
Won't make the list, it's you I'll cut
If you're from Connecticut
Why do I have the blues? It's
Those women from Massachusetts!
And all these gals from Maryland
Not making me a happy man
May I ask, is there nothing finer
Than a vagina from South Carolina?
What if you are from New Hampshire?
Don't want you, I'm damp! It's no! Sure!
Virginia? Sometimes I think I can't winnia
The're ok, prefer gals who are skinnier
Can pass on gals from New York
I don't like the way they talk
North Carolina? Not as fine as South Carolina
In a pinch, they will do fine, uh..
Think that's enough for now, but waits
Only went through a dozen states
If you think that's great, hello!
Got 38 states to go!
(to be continued)
