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Jan & Al
There once was a gal named Jan
Who wanted to get married
She wanted to be had and held
And over the threshold carried
But romantic love did elude her
No eligible men were in pursuit
Who even sent men pics of her nude? Her
The problem was she was so hirsute
She had hair sprouting all over the place
If she shaved it, it kept coming back
She had hair on her feet and on her face
When men saw her they'd have a heart attack
Then one day Jan met Al
The man who changed her life
Al didn't care about Jan's hair
They got married, she became his wife
How did Jan know
That this man Al was right?
Unfortunately for him
He was blind and had no sight
Al couldn't see Jan was so hairy
Though he couldn't see he could feel
When they made love, things weren't merry
The situation was less than ideal
I am Al's friend, this story I was told
Al thought it a mistake that he marry
He said when they made love, inside her feels cold
I said tell her 'I don't blame u, I get cold in Jan..u hairy!
