Today super, humping tomorrow

Let me be the first to say

Today is Tuesday, a Super day!

And from what I understand

Here are the way things now stand

 

Democrats, hope you're not hidin'

Come on out and vote for Biden

He'd like your help so don't forget

Needs all the help that he can get

 

The GOP, it's pretty clear to me

Trump will be their nominee

I see he leads Nikki Haley

So..wait a minute, can this be?

 

Trump's on top of her, Haley?

Guess on top, Trump loves to be

Wonder how Nikki feels about it, see?

Things might get sticky, do you agree?

 

But hold on, Nikki Haley said that she

On top of Trump she wants to be!

Omg! Rotfl!

Is today a cold day in hell?

 

Anything might happen on Super Tuesday 

Better keep on top the breaking news, ay?

For Nikki Haley, there may be sorrow 

Trump knows it's Hump day tomorrow!

 

https://www.nytimes.com/live/2024/03/05/us/super-tuesday-trump-haley

 

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