He likes ice cream and pie

I am too fat, don't feel so great

My doctor said 'You should lose weight'

When he said that, I start to cry

I like ice cream and pie

 

Ice cream and pie, every morn

Ice cream and pie, before dawn

Ice cream and pie, doctor warn

Lose weight or I will die

 

Ice cream and pie, I like a bunch

I have it every day for lunch

I cannot stop, it's what I want 

In any restaurant 

 

Ice cream and pie, tastes so good

Ice cream and pie, stop? I should

Ice cream and pie, I'm obsessed

I love it, it's the best

 

The other day, I don't know why

I ran out of ice cream and pie

I asked my wife, could not deny

Stole my ice cream and pie

 

Ice cream and pie, her face turned red

Ice cream and pie, from blood she shed

Ice cream and pie, now she is dead

Shot her between the eyes

 

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