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There once was a gal from Peru 

This gal, she hadn't a clue

When her pet iguana

Got eaten by a piranha

She said 'Iguana? Don't guana, do you?'

There once was a gal from Bolivia

Who was an expert in trivia 

When asked 'Who urinated?'

Never hesitated 

Said 'I know! P Diddy uh..'

There was a young gal from Chile

Who fell in love with a guy named Willie

The gal from Chile was hot

The guy named Willie was not 

Obviously, Willie was chillier

There was a young gal from Brazil

Of limericks, she had her fill

She said 'The next time I hear one

The teller should fear, hon

See this gun? I'm ready to..

Go hunting? Great idea! I heard 

you're the best hunter ever and

you're so beautiful I never met 

anyone so beautiful and smart

and what a great cook! Everything 

you make is so delicious and..'