His heart is in the right place

Headline in today's N.Y. Times:

'Trump Says Indictments, and His Mug Shot, Are Helping Him With Black Voters'

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/02/24/us/politics/trump-black-voters.html

 

Excerpts from Donald Trump's speech to the Black Conservative Federation:

 

'...I'm very honored to be here talking to you this evening, though I am a little disappointed, as I'm sure you are, in the food we're being served. No fried chicken? Where's the watermelon?'

 

'...I want to assure you, since you probably don't understand everything I say, that I'll be creating a new Cabinet position, Secretary of Ebonics. As JFK say 'Don't you be axing what dis country be doin' for y'all. Yo, y'all should be axing what you be doin' for yo country. And don't you be talkin' about my Mama. Sheet!'

 

'...To show how much I care about the blacks, the first thing I'm gonna do after becoming President again is to install black jockeys all around the White House grounds. Not statues. Real black jockeys. Thank you.'

 

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