A young man came here from Australia
To show off his genitalia
Did not get the chance
When he took off his pants..
He's in jail now, what can I tale ya?
This young man was born in Perth
And, for what it's worth
He's rather eccentric
Very egocentric
He's been that way since his birth
This young man's being deported to Sydney
He's donating his brother a kidney
Told him 'You worked hard to earn it
If you don't like it, return it'
His brother said 'Are you freakin' kiddin' me??'