Feeling down-under stand this

A young man came here from Australia 

To show off his genitalia 

Did not get the chance

When he took off his pants..

He's in jail now, what can I tale ya?

 

This young man was born in Perth

And, for what it's worth

He's rather eccentric

Very egocentric 

He's been that way since his birth

 

This young man's being deported to Sydney

He's donating his brother a kidney

Told him 'You worked hard to earn it

If you don't like it, return it'

His brother said 'Are you freakin' kiddin' me??'

 

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