The Apostrophe Police

Headline in the N.Y. Times:

'Tortured Poets' Or Poets? Taylor Swift Meets the Apostrophe Police'

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/02/07/arts/music/tortured-poets-department-apostrophe-taylor-swift.html

 

Taylor Swift might be in trouble

Call her lawyer, on the double!

What has she done?

Did she cause a catastrophe?

 

What she's done? It might go down

As the biggest faux pas in history

Ske might be omitting an apostrophe!!

Thank God for the Apostrophe Police!

 

An elite division of the police dept.

They are on a 24/7 vigil, constantly

On the lookout for any incorrect usage

We can all sleep safe knowing they're there

 

The Apostrophe Police. Saving the World

From Incorrect Use of Apostrophe's 
Hold on! Should there be an apostrophe there?

Time to call the Apostrophe Police!

 

 

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