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I once knew a woman named Starr

Who picked up a man in a bar

Starr wasn't cautious

The man, he was nauseous 

He threw up inside of her car

Starr said 'You did something I hated

I refuse to even debate it

You had too much to drink

You threw up, my car stinks

You know, I feel so violated'

The man said 'Why you so disapproving?

I promise my behavior will be improving 

Though you feel so violated 

I should be congratulated 

You were driving? The violation must've been moving!'