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Flaco, come backo
What's the story, Flaco?
When you comin' back to the zoo?
You're acting kinda wacko
What is wrong with you?
I know what your problem is
But no one listens to my suggestion
Your problem has to do
With what you been digestin'
Flaco's been eatin' what he finds
On the streets of NYC
Pretzels, muffins, doughnuts
His diet ain't been pretty
When is Flaco comin' back to the zoo?
As soon as he finds a doctor who
Can help his problem, poor Flaco the owl!
Flaco is sufferin' from obstruction of the bowl
Obstruction of the bowl? That's not right
Aren't you missing a letter?
Flaco, you know what you gotta do
To make the sentence better?
Go on Wheel of Fortune
Tell 'em you wanna buy a vowel
Listen to me Flaco, buy an E
So bowl now becomes bowel
If you would listen to me
Pay attention to my instruction
You'll feel much better, you'll see
You'll have no more bowel obstruction
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/02/02/nyregion/flaco-owl-central-park-zoo.html?searchResultPosition=1
