Hanging out with Travis

Was hanging out with Travis Kelce

Met for drinks in a bar down in Chelsea

He said 'Can't believe my girlfriend Taylor

If every day I don't email her

She'll think I've found someone else, see'

 

'She says that I'm her best friend

Our relationship, to all she'll defend 

I don't have to mention

She loves my extension

Is crazy about my um..I'm a tight end!'

 

'Some say we're a strange-looking pair

To be honest, neither one of us care

Through times thicker and thinner

We both picked a winner

Let everyone else simply stare'

 

I don't want to be dropping names

If it's true what Taylor Swift claims

Doesn't care if her men are not thinner?

Then I've a man for her, another winner

You may know him, his name's Kevin James!

 

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