Was hanging out with Travis Kelce
Met for drinks in a bar down in Chelsea
He said 'Can't believe my girlfriend Taylor
If every day I don't email her
She'll think I've found someone else, see'
'She says that I'm her best friend
Our relationship, to all she'll defend
I don't have to mention
She loves my extension
Is crazy about my um..I'm a tight end!'
'Some say we're a strange-looking pair
To be honest, neither one of us care
Through times thicker and thinner
We both picked a winner
Let everyone else simply stare'
I don't want to be dropping names
If it's true what Taylor Swift claims
Doesn't care if her men are not thinner?
Then I've a man for her, another winner
You may know him, his name's Kevin James!