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Too grody, needs Jodie
Mary had a little lamb
Loved by the girls and boys
But Mary didn't like this lamb
Said it made too much noise
She didn't know what to do
Needed someone to direct her
She called her primary care MD
His name was Dr Lechter
Dr Lechter lost his wife last year
He's been looking for a mate
When Mary called, he said 'I can help you
Like to meet me for a date?'
Dr Lechter was a decent cook
Thought that'd be a way to win her
He said to her 'I have a good idea
I can have you for dinner'
'We can have dinner, Netflix and chill
Ever seen 'The Full Monty'?
I'll open a can of fava beans
And a bottle of Chianti'
Mary said 'I'm sorry, doctor
You, don't want to date
Already have a boyfriend Bill
I think he's really great'
'He loves to see me in the buff
Hello! I prefer Bill
Met him when I lived in Buffalo
I love him, always will'
Don't want to be contrary, Mary
This Buffalo Bill guy..
Don't want to tell you who to love
But..Do you want to die?
Tried my best to get thru to her
But Mary wouldn't listen
What is it now, winter?
Since September she's been missin'..
Mary had a little lamb
Who she only wanted silent
Silence of the Lambs, you see?
I didn't, much too violent
