My super ain’t super

I tell you, my frustration is building 

With the superintendent of my building

The man's a lazy jerk 

Who doesn't want to work

He hangs out in the lobby

And tells anyone who'll listen about his hobby

He likes going bowling 

He thinks he is good

He'll tell the whole neighborhood 

'Hey, let's rock and roll!

Wanna have fun?

Come watch me bowl!'

I can think of a few things I'd rather do

Than go to the bowling alley and my super watch

Like..kick him in the crotch?

No, I'm not a violent guy

How about watching paint dry?

Not that exciting I know

But at least I don't have to go

See that stupid a-hole

Don't wanna watch the super bowl!

What?

What am I saying?

Of course I wanna watch the Super Bowl!

Chiefs vs 49ers February 11th!

Woohoo!!

 

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