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I have a hunch 

You're all dying to know

What I had for lunch

What's that?

You couldn't care less?

I'll tell you anyway

That way you don't have to guess

I was in the mood for Indian food

Indian? East or West?

Even though I have friends 

from the West Indies

I love them, they're the best

Today I felt like having 

Indian food from the East

It may not be my favorite 

But it should be good, at least

I didn't feel like going out

So called a place that'll deliver, it'll 

Cost more, but I said ' Why not?

Treat yourself! Live a little!'

I called this place, not far from me

To tell them my order

Thought I was speaking to the owner

But it was the owner's daughter 

I started with a question

Then I'd hear her suggestion 

I like that Indian bread 

So I asked 'Have any naan?'

She said 'Yes, we have naan'

'Oh. You don't have any naan?'

'No, sir. Yes, we have naan'

'Too bad, I wanted to order some'

'You want an order of naan? Sure.'

'But you just told me you have naan'

'Yes, we have naan'

'You mean you have naan left?'

'Sir, I told you. We have naan'

'But your menu says you have it!

Why you telling me you have naan left??'

'Sir, I keep telling you. Yes, we have naan!'

'What's wrong with you? Are you

sick in the head or something?'

'No, sir. We are not sick in the head

We are Hindu. Yes, you're right. Sick

wear a turban on their head'

'??????'

I ended up ordering a pizza.