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About the hippopotamus, partially
I don't have the exact quote
But I'm sure that someone wrote
About the hippopotamus
And why we love them
Love them top to bottomus
Hippos, they live in the wild
When they are young, a hippo child
This may not be apparent
But a hippo child has a parent
To help them find their way
Whether it's the hippomomomus
Or the hippopopomus
Raising a hippochildomus
Can bring a lots of joysomus
It's also so much funumus
Plan a trip to ToysRUs
You'll want to spend the day!
What's that you say?
There's no more ToysRUs stores
In the USA?
Why wasn't informedomus?
Uh...I mean informedofthus?
I mean informed of this?
If you feel the need to laugh
Take it up with Geoffrey the Giraffe
What's that?
Geoffrey the Giraffe was laid off?
He was caught necking with the staff?
This is outrageous!
Why, imo, giraffes should be kept in cages
Unlike the hippopotamus
I knew a hippopotamus
Who fell on the floorhemus
Must have broke his hiphemus
Now must have hip replacement surgery
Or should I say hippohipreplacementus?
What's that?
You think that was a stupid thing to say?
You want a fat lippo?
Talk to the hippo!
PS: In case you weren't aware
ToysRUs is still around
Now operating within Macy's stores
Continuing to provide joysRUs
For all the girlsandboysRUs
