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Reb Tevya
Reb Tevya felt caught in the middle
Make love to his wife, or play the fiddle?
When asked which he preferred
He said 'The question's absurd
With Bette Midler I'd much rather diddle'
When asked if that was the truth
He replied 'It may have been true in my youth
But now I'm an old guy
Which no one can deny
I'd rather stay home, watch 'Fiddler on the Roof!'
