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James Bond, he

Had a pain

A pain that was lingering

Did the right thing

Despond? No

Called a doc

Called one who's in his network 

Thought that would work

James Bond went to the doc to find out

What his lingering pain was about

What the doc told him, wasn't so great

Said 'I'm gonna check your prostate'

'Your finger!'

James cried out

'You're sticking it in my butt? 
Are you a nut?'

Doc said 'My finger

It's one way

One way that we can tell

If you're well'

'Sticking my finger in your rear

Is one way, I want to be clear

To provide the proper answer

Check if you have prostate cancer'

'No, Doctor

Must say No. Say..

Aren't you someone I know?

Oh, God, No

You're Dr No!

Oh, God, No

You're Dr No!

Dr Noooooo!!

Coming soon!

'The Return of Dr No. James Bond Gets the Finger'

Don't miss it!