Make me feel better
You will be my hero
I am not a letter
I'm the number zero
I am just a nothing
Taking up some space
Just a big, fat nothing
A fact I have to face
Hey, maybe what I say
Is nothing but a lie
Maybe I'm not a nothing
You want to know why?
Say you have a balance of
One dollar in the bank
Wouldn't you really love
If that one had lots of zeros after it?
If yes, me you should thank!
I may be a zero
But I'm Number 1!
Sorry, number one
Only having fun