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Should you do this? Ask your doctor
I went to my doctor for a check-up
I do it yearly, it's routine
To make sure everything's on the up and up
I'm sure you know what I mean
My doctor is very good, I would say
The time he takes to talk to you is ample
He requested from me three things that day
A urine, a semen and stool sample
Some of you out there might say
What I did, I couldn't do worse
I did it for convenience, ok?
For the convenience of the doctor and nurse
There's nothing wrong with me, that's my belief
I'm not suffering from some unknown syndrome
What did I do? I took off my briefs
Left them at the front desk, and went home!
