How's your love life? How's it hangin'?
Great? A new gal I be bangin'
Really? How long you two been datin'?
About a month Give her A ratin'
A pro when it comes to screwin'
She really knows what she is doin'
When it comes to gettin' laid
Man, I really got it made!
How's your love life? Please don't ask
She's always taking me to task
She was hot, but now she's cold
Finding new reasons to scold
In life, we face many choices
Hope we choose one that'll rejoice us
Haven't been with her of late
Just stay home and masturbate
Realized my mistake, I know
My love was like a tornado
Was in a hurry, fast I came
Just like I was a hurricane
I've learned a painful lesson
No bigger fool was I
Was the whole hurricane
Should've only been the eye!