You probably think I'm a nut
I've had many girlfriends but
This one I find
Has the best damn behind
I'm in love with her beautiful butt
My girlfriend has a great butt
It's as creamy as butter, but
If you please
I prefer some cream cheese
On a bagel, coffee and a donut
When it comes to butts, I call her butt
The greatest butt of all, but
She drives me up the wall
She won't make love at all
She says I'm hung like a walnut
She comes through in the clutch
Her butt I love to touch
But don't think she's loyal
It makes my blood boil
Want to kick her butt so much
I'd leave in a second but
I sure would miss her butt
I'm sure I would find
I'd go out of my mind
So I'll stay though I know she's a slut