The story of two men named Al um
I'll call one Al A and the other Al B um
Both born in a slum to a single mum, Al A knew before um
He grew the value of a good education, would always be for um
Studied hard, graduated med school, now Al A um
Is a proud alum and a very successful Dr um, can't beat that um
The story of Al B um is much different than Al A um
Al B um lives near a pond somewhere in SC um
Al B um did not become um as successful as Al A be um
Al B um never knew the value of a good education
Al B um a lazy B um, works part-time in the gymnasium
And makes minimum wage um
A, don't be um like Al B um, become more like Al A, C um
If you C um, don't be D um, make sure you wear a C on D um