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There was a young man named Vinnie

Who was extremely skinny

And that wasn't all

He wasn't so tall

At five one, ninety five was pretty mini

Vinnie had a blind date one night

With Ginny, it was love at first sight

He found her fun to be with 

Though her height rivaled her width

At six one, two forty five was a big gal, all right 

The night of their blind date

Vinny said to her 'Ginny, can't wait 

With you I feel I can't miss

Will you join me in wedded bliss?

Give me a kiss, let's celebrate!'

Ginny said 'Don't think I can 

Marry you, must change your plan

If I can honestly speak 

You're not what I seek

You're too skinny for Ginny, Vinnie, you're mini, man!'