There was a young man named Saul
In love, Saul wanted to fall
He asked his dear friend Chris
To help find him a miss
Who he could hug and kiss
Chris had a sis named Amanda
He would ask, but not demand her
To go out with his friend so dear
But Amanda made it very clear
She didn't think that was a good idea
Amanda told him 'Listen, bro
I won't like Saul, I already know
I'm Amanda, I'm your sis
If he's looking for Amanda, to hug and kiss?
I'm not a man, duh! I'm a miss!'