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There’s something amiss
I'm on the street today asking people
about the status of any romantic
relationships they may be having.
Excuse me, sir?
Can I ask you a few questions?
Thanks.
Mister, you have a miss?
You don't have a miss?
You miss not having a miss, mister?
No?
Oh, you had a miss?
You miss the miss you had, mister?
You don't miss her?
Why?
Oh, she ran off with another, mister?
She ran off with another mister, mister?
Oh, she ran off with a miss?
Your miss ran off with another miss, mister?
You don't know why your miss ran off with another miss?
Oh, you didn't know but you know now?
The signs were there but the signs, you missed, er..
Mister?
Where you going?
Mister?
