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I have a new girlfriend 

I think she's really great

But there's one thing about her

That I really hate

She constantly complains

Believe me, I'm no liar

She always has a problem 

With er..washer and dryer

I'm a thoughtful kind of guy

The kind anyone would admire

If it's a very hot day

I'll turn on the a/c so you won't perspire 

But I must draw the line

My girlfriend's filling me with ire

She's a grown woman!

Why do I have to washer and dryer?

She has the power!

Take a shower!

Do the math!!
Take a bath!!