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Sue & Brad
Sue was a gal who was good
Men would always ask if she would
Sue said 'Unless you are hot
No, I will not
Even though you say I should'
Sue wanted a good man real bad
Went online, started chatting with Brad
Said he looked like Brad Pitt
He was full of shit
Actually was a scammer living in Chad
'Brad' told her 'Listen honey
I'm really in need of some money
I know you're so smart
Will you help me sweetheart?'
A scam so obvious it's not funny
Sue didn't fall for that crap
Told him 'You must think I'm a sap
I know you're not Brad
You're a scammer from Chad
Told the FBI, you they wiretap!'
