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The story of Mike & Shirley
I knew a gal named Shirley
Who'd each day get up early
She met a guy named Mike
Who she really did like
She loves her men big and burly
Their relationship started off great
But then Shirley, Mike started to hate
Each day without warning
She'd call him six in the morning
He'd say 'Stop it, I wanna sleep late!'
The reason Mike left her's not mysterious
Shirley would drive him delirious
He'd say 'Leave me alone
Gonna turn off my phone
Don't call me Shirley, I am serious!'
