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My friend Art
I have a friend named Art
Who honestly isn't that smart
I was headed to the mall, see
Asked Art 'Care to join me?'
He said 'Why? Are you coming apart?'
Art may not be wise
This may come as a surprise
He's an Executive VP at a bank
For that you need to thank
His résumé, it's a pack of lies!
In a way I admire Art
Keeps cool when things are falling apart
Maybe because of his empty head
As soon as his résumé the bank read
They said 'You're hired! How soon can you start?'
