Daily horror dope it’s your horoscope Pt 2

Libra- If you paint stripes on a Libra

Does it become a zebra?

A Z bra? Holy crap!

A D bra is pretty big

Can you imagine a Z bra?

 

Sagittarius- All of you, you all say 

Who is very scary? Us!

At least you're not as horrible 

As those who are Aquarius 

 

Scorpio- What do you know?

What happened to your last letter?

The letter N. Would make you 

A scorpion. Sounds much better

 

Capricorn- You're bad in the morn

Both before and after the dawn

Don't worry, you'll be worse real soon

Just wait until the afternoon 

 

Aquarius- You need to bear water

Don't know if you will, but you oughta

Billie Jean? The kid was not his son 

Guess what? I am not your daughter!

 

Pisces- A different sign, one sees

Them as a completely different species

It doesn't matter if you please

They still are all full of feces 

 

Today's horoscope

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