Faye couldn't work the computer
The keyboard, it just didn't suit her
What you should do Faye
Is just please go away
Get a job with Roto Rooter
Faye was replaced by Ray
Who didn't have much to say
But that was okay
The boss yelled 'Hooray!'
When Ray said he'd work for no pay
Where are Faye and Ray today?
They work for the ASPCA
Not on the computer
They both spay and neuter
As many as fifty a day!