PostPoems Be Artistic. Be Creative. Be Inspired!

I assume you know the show 'Maury'

Every day another crazy story

Here's a story that will turn the table

Give a listen if you're able

A gentlemen named Paddy

Works as a caddy at a golf club

Where Maury is a long-time member

Paddy tells the story, what he can remember 

Paddy likes to hoist a few

What I'm saying, he likes drinking

What he says may not be true

That's what you should be thinking

Anyway, Paddy says 
Maury's leaving his wife for a lez!

You mean a lesbian?

I don't believe that

He would never!

He loves Connie Chung forever!

He must be doing it for the ratings

Are they down? That, he must be hating

But what about the DNA test?

That should put the matter to rest

What the hell does the DNA

Have to do with...Hey

Are you yanking my chain?

Yes, you haven't had it yanked

In a while, thought this

Would bring you a smile

Thanks, but you don't have to bother

The tests all show

I am NOT the father!

And so ends this amazing story

The man, the star, the legend

Maury!