Sittin' here with my boys, they're my pride and my joy
Don Jr and Eric, don't have time for you no more
Doin' some reminiscin', before I go to prison
Still can't believe..they said I broke the law
My heart was doin' cartwheels, see that D.A. in high heels?
She makes me feel like I was reborn
I wanted to sext her, but I only could text her
'Hey sexy! Come over, we'll watch some porn'
Members of the media, you can kiss my ass
Lock you in a room. Dynamite. Boom!! No ceiling, no floor!
Won't feel any sorrow, kill more of you tomorrow
Now you know what I bought dynamite for
Can't charge me with murder, can't be found guilty
Think I'm dumb as they come? Let's just wait and see
Watched Jeopardy last night, watched it again Oh, gee
Who's the smartest of them all? Obviously me!
Who's a brilliant genius? It's me, Donald T!
I pity the fool who thinks they can match wits with me
Told you I watched it not once, but twice, the Jeopardy DVD?
Hey you fools! Can't charge me! That's double Jeopardy!!