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My situation is sad

Get out the tissues

I am a man with

Unresolved issues

Wanted to rid myself of these issues

An article online said I needed to 

Bring them out in the open

That would resolve them, I was hopin'

After six months, my living room was a mess

Unresolved issues everywhere

Needed to resolve them, I really mean it

And the living room carpet, needed to clean it

You all may be wondering if

All my unresolved issues got resolved

Wasn't that hard to do, here's a description 

All I did was cancel my subscription 

Believe me, I have so much to read

What do I need another magazine for?

'Unresolved' magazine, all your issues

End up unread on the living room floor!

Causing issues that can only be

Resolved only by Resolve!

Omg! It's the best way, I must say

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