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Was gonna ask someone to be of service

Something was making me quite nervous 

Something that can't be denied

I had a pain in my side 

What could be the source? My boss?

No. Though he's lied to me, and has no class

He wouldn't cause a pain in my side

Cause he's a pain in my ass

I did research online and found 

A pain in your side may be caused by gas

When I was alone, no one around to hear

I made a sound come out my rear 

It was great! Beyond belief!

I finally have relief

After all the other cures I've tried

Have no more pain in my side

You have a pain in your side?

A pain that's tearing you apart?

Don't feel bad, take heart my friend 

All you need to do is..

Don't start! Don't you want the pain to end?