There was a young man named Chuck
Who believed he never had any luck
He ended up moving to Prague
Where he fell off a log
And broke his leg
Omg, WTF?
I say 'Omg, what the heck!
Chuck should be glad he's a Czech
I think he's a schmuck
Chuck has plenty of luck
He fell off a log, broke his leg?
He was lucky he didn't break his neck!