Hate NYC
Though I live here
Everywhere I go now
I get booed
It used to be
So easy for me
Now I can't rape someone
Without getting sued
Need to change my ways
But I'd never leave this city
There's no place I'd rather roam
No!
There must be a way
A way that I can stay
Maybe all I need is a new home
Oh...
Gonna hang out
In the West Village
A perfect place for me
There's cool people
I can meet there
Mostly LGBT
Wanna shape and
tone this body
So I went and joined a gym
Met a guy there
Sexy body!
Think I'm gonna call him
That man can fill me to the brim!
Why'd it take me so long to say...
l must be gay!
I must be gay!
I must be gay!
I LOVE IT!!