As you may know
I'm back goin' with the Flo
But like most couples
We have issues
Some may cause the tears to flow
So grab a box of tissues
I mentioned Flo dated a playa
Neither he or his Pa wanna pay her
So she's taking them to court
Emotional damages will be sought
Flo has a a dog, his name is 'Quat'
She thinks he is smart
But he definitely is not
I would say he's pretty dumb
When I call, he'll never come
'Come Quat, come Quat'
What?
She also has a cat
A tiny little thing
One time she got into Flo's purse
And to make matters worse
She swallowed the front door key
Flo doesn't like it, I call her the same
I think its a perfectly good name
'Key'. She's a wee Key!
Sometimes, when I'm hungry
I say to Flo 'Get me a Key wee'
She doesn't like when I do that either
What?
And finally, Flo has a son
To her, he is her number 1
He is her pride and joy
Not that bright, but a nice boy
He said he wants to go to college
But he may not have the knowledge
to attain a B.A., that's what I say
He can BS, so maybe he can go for that
Me and him, we sometimes chat
I ask him
Do you think you have what it takes
to get your B.A.?
He'll always shake his head and say
A B.A.? N/A, N/A!
He thinks it's not applicable to him
He'd rather work out at the gym
The way he answers says to me
He never will get his degree
B.A.N/A N/A??
If getting a B.A. holds little appeal
I can't change your mind, that's how you feel
Your mother still has some hope
But you are on a slippery slope
If you ask me will you ever get your degree?
Imo, the answer's 'Nope'
What?