My life with Flo. Pt 3

As you may know

I'm back goin' with the Flo

But like most couples

We have issues

Some may cause the tears to flow 

So grab a box of tissues 

 

I mentioned Flo dated a playa

Neither he or his Pa wanna pay her

So she's taking them to court

Emotional damages will be sought

 

Flo has a a dog, his name is 'Quat'

She thinks he is smart 

But he definitely is not

I would say he's pretty dumb

When I call, he'll never come

'Come Quat, come Quat'

What?

 

She also has a cat

A tiny little thing

One time she got into Flo's purse

And to make matters worse

She swallowed the front door key

Flo doesn't like it, I call her the same

 

I think its a perfectly good name

'Key'. She's a wee Key!

Sometimes, when I'm hungry

I say to Flo 'Get me a Key wee'

She doesn't like when I do that either

What?

 

And finally, Flo has a son

To her, he is her number 1

He is her pride and joy

Not that bright, but a nice boy

 

He said he wants to go to college

But he may not have the knowledge

to attain a B.A., that's what I say

He can BS, so maybe he can go for that

Me and him, we sometimes chat

 

I ask him

Do you think you have what it takes

to get your B.A.?

He'll always shake his head and say

A B.A.? N/A, N/A!

 

He thinks it's not applicable to him

He'd rather work out at the gym

The way he answers says to me

He never will get his degree

 

B.A.N/A N/A??

 

If getting a B.A. holds little appeal

I can't change your mind, that's how you feel

Your mother still has some hope

But you are on a slippery slope

If you ask me will you ever get your degree?

Imo, the answer's 'Nope'

What?

 

 

 

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