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Nibblin' on sponge cake

Wishin' I could make

Drippin' and dribblin' all over the floor 

This problem I'm hatin'

Problem urinatin'

Wishin' I don't have this problem no more 

Wastin' my time drinkin' a margarita till

I feel that urge comin' over me

I got fame, everyone knows my name

I don't care, just wanna pee

Here is the reason

My penis I'm squeezin'

Wanna get every drop out that I can

Hell, yes it's hurtin'

Till I start squirtin'

I'll continue to be a miserable man

Wastin' my time drinkin' a margarita till

I feel that urge comin' over me

I got fame, everyone knows my name 

I don't care, just wanna pee

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