Proof of address

Can someone please assist me?

I need help, I must confess

I've spent the whole day at the DMV

They need proof of address

 

I moved about a month ago

It caused me lots of stress

Went to the Post Office to let them know

They also need proof of address

 

Last week, applied for a loan 

They said 'Don't worry, we'll process'

Today, they called me on the phone

They too, need proof of address

 

Don't want to sound ungrateful 

In life I have been blessed

A beautiful wife and children

I think they are the best

 

Can someone please explain to me

Help straighten out this mess?

I'm about to lose my mind

Why do I need proof of address?

 

What's the freakin' problem??

What's so hard to understand?

Take a good, long look at me

You see that I'm a man!!

 

You agree that I'm a man, right?

You agree, no need to guess

I swear to God, in my whole life

I never wore a dress!!

 

Stop asking me for proof of address!!!

 

 

 

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