The story of Todd and Steven

A story of two brothers, Todd and Steven

Both were born in Cape Cod

Now Cape Cod is a beautiful place

But these brothers were a little odd

They wished Cape Cod they'd both be leavin'

 

They wanted more excitement than they were getting

So they moved to where there's lots of betting 

Las Vegas which is in Nevada 

The first thing they did when they arrived

They both had a pina colada

 

Todd entered the casino

He wanted to bet, but what did he know?

He wasn't sure what to do

I told you he was a little odd

He thought 'I shouldn't have left Cape Cod'

 

Steven called Todd and asked 'How are you?'

Todd said 'I'm in the casino

But I don't know what to do

Can you come to my rescue?'

Steven said 'This is what you should do'

 

'Go play the roulette wheel

It's the best thing to do I feel

And listen what I'm telling you

Bet it all on 32

That is what you need to do'

 

Todd was about to place the bet

When a man standing near him said

'Don't you bet on 32

That's a stupid thing to do 

Can't you see? 32 is Red!'

 

'Listen what I'm telling you

You remember Wesley Snipes?

He said never bet on Red

He said always bet on Black!

You need to call your brother back!'

 

So Todd he called his brother back

And told him what the man had said

Steven said 'The man said listen to Wesley Snipes?

I'm sure that Wesley's very nice

But I would think twice before taking advice

From a man who went to prison for not filing his income tax!'

 

'Todd, you need to calm down and relax

Bet it all on 32

Just like I told you to'

So Todd bet it all on 32

It was good he did what Steven said

Whoop-dee-doo! 32 Red!!

 

How lucky can you get?

Todd risked it all on just one bet

Now, they are both millionaires 

They don't have any cares

While you and me work hard

I think we are the fools

 

While they spend the day

Lounging by their pools

Each drinking a pina colada

It all worked out for two brothers

Todd and Steven

Who made the decision

Cape Cod they'd be leavin' 

And move to Nevada

 

I still say they both are odd

Cape Cod's a beautiful place!

There's lots of nice things to do

But, what do I know?

I would have taken the advice of....

Screw you, Wesley Snipes!

 

THE END

 

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