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Here's a story about a gal named Nancy

Worked as a bookkeeper for the GOP

The politicians liked her 'cause she wasn't fancy

She fit in perfectly 

Then one day Nancy met George Santos

And became his campaign treasurer 

When she found out he was a homosexual

She realized he'd never pleasure her

Even though 

She looked OK

Since George Santos

Is so gay

There'd be no way!

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/04/21/nyregion/nancy-marks-santos-treasurer.html