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Keep your sunny side up
I know a guy
Not too bright
One time he stayed up all night
Wondering where the sun went
Then it dawned on him
Still can't figure it out
Should've been facing East
Not a genius, to say the least
I have an Auntie Em
She's married to Uncle Gideon
They used to live up North
Now they're Floridian
One morning Em was seeing
Gideon having trouble peeing
'What's wrong dear?'
'I can't seem to pee Em
But only in the AM
Soon it will be PM
Then you'll see Em'
A word to the wise
If you're Gideon
A proud Floridian
Don't pee till it's post meridian
