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Boris Johnson as Delboy Trotter
Boris Johnson as Delboy Trotter
By JFarrell
“El dolce est decorum…” he says
Waving a hand nonchalantly
Just because he uses Latin phrases
Doesn’t mean he’s using them correctly
Like Delboy with his French phrases
And his ridiculous heavy south London accent
The pronunciation exaggerated his ignorance
Of what he was saying;
Boris uses a posh accent
And everyone falls for the super-intelligence act.
If “Allo, Allo”, “Only Fools and Horses”
And “Upstairs, Downstairs” had a love child
Boris would be it.
Don’t laugh
With how our current prime minister is doing
He could be our next Prime Minister
Leading demand for a second referendum on Europe
Leading the Remain campaign
And he’d probably end up
The most popular prime minister ever
