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I have resolved

To never again watch myself

Try to masturbate

When I'm too drunk to

In the bathroom mirror.



It's depressing at the best

Of times,

Soused,

Alone, and

Horny.



It takes forever

And too many tries

So it's

Not even fun anymore

But

Stubborn stupid pride

Meets far too much

Ferocious determination

For the task at hand

(If only I could apply that to

Anything else in my life)



It's a relief, sure

But it would have been

Much better with her



And that's all nothing new,

But

This time I had to watch myself

Cry while I did it.