Trash talking ad-lib you may feel free to add to the nonsensical farce or be disgusted like A Twat!

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Ah fuckit it's time to be funny
No political correctness no money
No honey this is pure fuck bunny
No worries about dags in dunnies
Or boy bands spitting dummies
Just a damn crazy ride putting shit to one side
Kiss my ass mother fucker and yeah that means you dad!
Kiss this and suck that pop
Put your dentures into that slop
Oh grandma what big ears you have
All the better to hear this crap
Oh brother what a bother
Sissy pants crying for a lap dance
Sisters are doing it for themselves
And I'm done pulling tails.

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ashes_theartofburning's picture

So..

I had to look dunnies up...

"Australian slang for toilet"

Now I feel like a dummy.
Should have known when you were pulling out the "dags"

Awesome Improv my dear.
Something I suck at.
Here..Something funny.

^.^& don't you forget it bitch.<3
I can't breathe right now I am laughing too hard.
<3


"We are, Each of us angels with only one wing, and we can only fly by embracing one another." -Luciano De Crescenzo

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Some Daggy humour!! ;D

BahahahahahahahHhahahahahahahahahahahahaHhHahahHhHHhana
hahahahabaahahhHAHAHAHhahHahahahahahHahaAHAHAHAHAHAHA
fucking love you bitch!!! <3 <3 <3 xoxoxoxoxoxoxo!!!!!!
Now for some really daggy humour I was talking about...

http://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=relmfu&v=Q5WDLI5tLs4


Don't let any one shake your dream stars from your eyes, lest your soul Come away with them! -SS    

"Well, it's love, but not as we know it."

ashes_theartofburning's picture

LMFAO!

I don't even know what just happened!!
BBC is the shat.<3
I watch The Graham Norton Show,
and I love that station.
Ugh!
Thank you for my laughs SS!


"We are, Each of us angels with only one wing, and we can only fly by embracing one another." -Luciano De Crescenzo

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Because I know you'll get it! ;P

http://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=relmfu&v=pea0p0BfC4k


Don't let any one shake your dream stars from your eyes, lest your soul Come away with them! -SS    

"Well, it's love, but not as we know it."

ashes_theartofburning's picture

Oh man!!

I've added these to my favorites.
I'm not going to lie,
I will have to re-watch this one.
Im sitting here with half closed eye-lids,
and a goofy grin smiling at talking sheep!
Dammit SS!
<3


"We are, Each of us angels with only one wing, and we can only fly by embracing one another." -Luciano De Crescenzo