Fickle Dick

Hey fickle dick,
why'd you start it?
Why be so into it
if you just wanted out of it
While you were still in?
Dick stick,
lip stick
Shit sticks!
You should read the signs
In case of emergency do not break
Hymen and hydrant a hy-streak
But a low blow
What a great job
Stopping that gob
And Man It really blows
when you line em up in rows
Like little white ducks
ready to pluck
Sweet meats
Trickle treats
Sleeze reeks
Warning no parking in the dark
Caution emits sparks
a pyro disguised as a fireman
Stalking childish embers to fan
Your hose is too short stag
To douse the fire douchebag
Turn around and run away
to some more careless fickle fun
But you better watch out
I'm the afterburn, burnout
I'll catch up with you then,
Dip shit look out
Cause thats when
I'm about to end
your fickle dick
shortstop run
Then it's my turn
to burn your ass for fun
Ps It only makes it easier
when you turn around and run
And I catch you from behind
Run bad boy run!

Author's Notes/Comments: 

Karma for all the ungentlemanly squalor that took the better part of valor and screwed it over with dishonor... You know who you are repeat offenders... Look out!

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This one reminds me of a

This one reminds me of a episode of Criminal Minds for some reason.. Great write...


you laugh at me because I am differant, I laugh at you because You are all the same ...(KoRn) J.D......

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Yeah well I head some crap news today

and I guess I just had to vent theres assholes everywhere I suppose but some are harder to take than others. This is about a guy who cheated on his wife with young girls. He described them as legal... Oh I copy pasted the wrong one this is the right version!


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"Well, it's love, but not as we know it."

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It is screwed up how the

It is screwed up how the world is these days , I can not even watch the news because it angers me with the parents that kil ltheir children , that hurt others .. The killings are more and more out here in New Orleans . Their are assholes every turn I take out here also ...


you laugh at me because I am differant, I laugh at you because You are all the same ...(KoRn) J.D......

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Yeah I guess I have to

Yeah I guess I have to reconcile so much of it it just runs straight through y head and I can't stop it, sometimes t seems like I write with different personalities because there's different energies and emotions going through buzzing away. I have keep track of mine I don't want to be some one else I worked really hard at being me ;) I like me I ve come really far for a no hope dyslexic kid! ;)


Don't let any one shake your dream stars from your eyes, lest your soul Come away with them! -SS    

"Well, it's love, but not as we know it."

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yes you have I have a

yes you have I have a dyslexic uncle and he is near 50 and he still does not how to read that well or comprehend things. I give you a pat on your back well done over coming your disorder .....


you laugh at me because I am differant, I laugh at you because You are all the same ...(KoRn) J.D......

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Why thank you!

Yes I was very lucky to have an amazingly understanding teacher to find a way or me!my hero! 7th grade :D


Don't let any one shake your dream stars from your eyes, lest your soul Come away with them! -SS    

"Well, it's love, but not as we know it."