Cantankerous piece of shit!

Laying down bullshit,

then denying it! 

I've read your column before 

dont fuck with me,

I'll wipe you with the floor 

i aint buying what you're selling

I can see through all those lies you're telling 

I've had my fill of cunts 

and sour cream filled shunts 

cuntism is an art 

It requires soul and heart 

of which you have none 

get lost now better run

im on a one way slit fest 

cutting out of you what I detest 

if you're lucky there'll be something useable left

check that shit 

i don't just talk tough I also hit 

bring your shit my way 

and I'll clear the shit from the Frey 

i live to correct fuckers like you 

watch me flip 

watch me say nay 

shut that lip don't you dare fucking say

Mind your bullshit 

And 

Have a fucking munted day! 

 

 

If you you want to fly with me remember your shit don't fly.

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"Cuntism is an art "

Truly epic thought...

and spot on, too

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Awwww thanks i thought so

Awwww thanks i thought so too! ;) 


Don't let any one shake your dream stars from your eyes, lest your soul Come away with them! -SS    

"Well, it's life SIMS, but not as we know it" - ¡$&am